In no particular order…
“I’m afraid Axel can’t come swimming today, his hair dye might run in the pool.”
“To be honest Oskar, I don’t really know what would happen if you licked a dogs bum hole…”
“Yes darling, you can have popcorn and cold pizza for breakfast.”
“No more rubbing your willy on the knobs please, its unhygienic and besides, Nanny won’t like it!”
“For Christ’s sake get off the freaking roof I can’t get out of the car park mun!”
“Please take Polly Pocket and her friends out of your underpants!”
“Please un-sellotape Axel’s underpants, I think he needs a wee.”
“Pick it up of the floor and eat it quickly before someone sees you!”
“Victoria darling, even if Mama says it (under her breath), fucking is a very, very bad word!“
“Stop licking your sister, she really doesn’t like it.”
“Yes sweetie, you can wear your pyjamas to school.”
“Just wipe it in your sleeve son.”
“Bend over and let Mama have a good look up your bum.”
“I need a drink RIGHT NOW!” – it was 9am
“No, no, nooo, they aren’t actually mine, I’m the nanny!”
Ok that last was was a fib, but hell it’s tempting!
Bloody hilarious!!!
I’ll take a bow! xxx
Oh my good God, that was funny, Sarah! What is with kids and licking things (have you seen my blog post ‘Awesome’?)? I think I say “Bend over, I want to look at your bum” almost daily now! But rubbing your willy on the knobs??? Can you imagine getting our kids together?
LOL Kiddie Carnage Lisa! We’d simply have to get drunk to cope with it! Mine have now started pushing farts out as I look at their bottoms, they think it’s hilarious! And I’m sure Axel just says “Mama, my bum is itchy” as a conversation filler…
I am off to check out Awesome now!
BAAHHHHHH!!!!
Reading this to the Dude now; he’s going to DIE. LOVE IT!!!
LOL! Shocking aye Amber! That’s the very edited version! x
I have actually just this minute said, “Ozzy stop licking my shoulders for God’s Sake!
brilliant Sarah!!!
I am sure you’ve even heard me say a couple first hand! Alongside a lot worse LOL! x thank you sweetie! x
Can hardly type for the tears in my eyes! Love it! I have to admit I have said quite a few of those too!
Oh soooo funny! Oh I have quite a few more, but those were unprintable! LOL x
hysterical as always – i admit i have said – get it quick off the floor and eat it (before anyone sees you) LOL – deb xx
I am literally shocked by some of the things I say and do now as a mum of 3!
My 3 second ‘pick it up and eat it’ rule has grown into a 20-second one!
Shame on me…
LOL x
Pmsl bloody needed that:-). thank you sweety x was having a shit day and yet again you put a big smile on my face xxxx love your blog so much xxxxxx
Well now that makes me happy! You’ll find yourself saying similar soon I’m sure! xxx
Hahaha…….so funny!!!!!! X
Any more you’d like to add…? lol x
Have u got an answer for stop hitting yr sister with the toilet brush use yr fists
lol! Sounds fair enough to me hun!